Written : 27/07/09

This is page four. If you don't know what's going on, I'd actually like to know exactly you managed to get to page four before the others. Were you poking around where you don't belong? I mean seriously.

All packed up! I don't subscribe to Nintendo Power anymore, but I felt like picking up an issue for old time's sake. This one was the perfect candidate, because the only things I really want to read about are the new Mario & Luigi game and Wii Sports Resort.

This is how many towels we used over the course of two days.

I'm going to miss that wonderful continental breakfast buffet. It's really the highlight of all my best hotel stays.

On our way home we stopped in Grand Forks to investigate the Columbia Mall among other shops. It's just as boring as ever, if not moreso because they don't even have the cookie place in the food court anymore.

Evidence that she does eat.

There was a completely random mailbox on the side of the road nearl Kohl's. I felt that I should capture its soul incase it disappears between now and next year.

This makeup is all blurry! Let's go somewhere else.

I bought these movies at Best Buy. Zombie Strippers is pretty hilarious, Zombie Diaries was disturbing, and Trailer Park of Terror-though I expected the most from it-was merely okay.

No, I did not buy Friady the 13th twice. I don't know how it got into this picture. On the other hand, Jason X was five bucks and was the last missing piece in my collection, and the Elm Street four-pack was $10 and completed its own collection. Mallrats I couldn't understand why I didn't already own.

We hit Rock 30 games on the second night, and I picked these up there. I have no idea why in God's name I had sold Donkey Kong, as it is one of the greatest original Game Boy games ever, and FF8 I own on PC, but would rather play through my PS2. I will not say how much I paid for either of these items. I will say that one was just a little more expensive than it should have been, and the other was hideously overpriced. I'll let you come to your own conclusions.

And that's pretty much it. Following in the general spirit of this "article", I really don't have much more to wrap up with, so I'll leave it at that.

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