Ryan Man says:
howdy
Edwin The Great says:
hey
Ryan Man says:
this time i'm the host
Ryan Man says:
it is my site after all
Edwin The Great says:
we're both hosts
Ryan Man says:
?
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how does that work
Edwin The Great says:
talk radio has 2 people at all times
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and a guest?
Edwin The Great says:
i talk, then you talk, and so on
Ryan Man says:
ooooooooooh
Edwin The Great says:
no need of guests!
Ryan Man says:
ok
Ryan Man says:
howdy again
Ryan Man says:
your screen name's looking fine today
Edwin The Great says:
hey to all our readers out in digital land!
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thank you
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as does yours
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rotflmao
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i'm so funny
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today's traffic report:
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wet
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there will be congestion on GameFAQs.com for the better part of this eventind
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veeeeeeeeery wet
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*ing
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oh, net traffic
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oops
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clearing up by later tonigh
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*t
Ryan Man says:
and newgrounds.com
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thats ALWAYS congested
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perhaps...
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okay
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I reccomend you readers don't visit the site, so then it will run faster for me
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and let's not forget the pron sites, stay off those too.
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especially between 12:00 and 3:00 PM
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yeas
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they're bad for you... yeah, that's it
Ryan Man says:
dirty dirty porn
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even Spanky McWhack-Whack knows better than to look at porn
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go to a strip club instead, where the ladies are real!
Edwin The Great says:
so, what are our expectation for this part of your site?
Ryan Man says:
none at best
Edwin The Great says:
hmm... that seems like something that stays consistent in everything i'm involved with
Ryan Man says:
what can I say, i'm mostly pessimistic after 8:00
Edwin The Great says:
i'm just appethetic to most of everything...
Ryan Man says:
in english, please
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i just don't freakin' care
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oh
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good stuff
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i think so
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that's 9-5 Ryan
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less stress that way
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from 5-8 i'm optimist all the way
Edwin The Great says:
hmm... what about 8 to 9?
Ryan Man says:
pessimist, i told you
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"what can I say, i'm mostly pessimistic after 8:00"
Edwin The Great says:
oh... so you mean, including 8! oh okayu
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ah well
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i was never one for remembering
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nor was
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I
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i'm off to get food
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brb
Ryan Man says:
the hell
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in the middle of a... thing
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damn emoticons
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well, I'll just skip to the tech hint part of the show
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today our caller is Bob from my head
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i'm back
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Bob asks: "When I try to play music after my Pc has been on for a while, it gets kind of skippy. What can I do?"
Edwin The Great says:
restart your computer bob...
Ryan Man says:
yeah
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or you can try closing any unneccessary programs
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of nothing else, hit it. it won't do anything about the music, but it releaves stress
Ryan Man says:
you wouldn't beleive what kind of crap you can find on some PC's when you alt+ctrl+delete
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my list is just filled with crap
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especially with windows XP
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and it just makes the loading take longer, too
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it's quite the game closing the unknown programs untill the computer dies
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it's like ker-plunk
Ryan Man says:
just try to avoid closing Explorer, Systray, and your Media Player
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you should be ok
Edwin The Great says:
i find systray doesn't to anything either, but books say it's bad, so leave it open.
Ryan Man says:
exactly. on to our next question from...
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Doug, from Hoserville
Edwin The Great says:
nice chicks in Hoserville...
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doug asks: "When I try to play a CD, only one speaker works. but when I,play MP3s or the like, everything works. How do I fix this?"
Edwin The Great says:
check your freakin' cable Doug, it should be coming out of your CD-Rom inside your case.
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i mean no disrespect saying 'freakin'', it just seemed funny
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yes
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it's the thin ROUND cable
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not the long flat one
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now seems like the perfect time to segway(what it means, i dunno) into our music segment
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alrighty
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right now, I'm listening to the Transformers theme song. The only thing I would reccommend more is any music by Queen
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MxPx isn't a bad choice either
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and make sure you get the theme from the movie
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the show's theme is good to, but the movie theme is the pinnacle of robot themed music
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i strongly reccomend the song 'My Life Story' by MxPx
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i agree
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another good choice from the TF movie is "the Touch" by Stan Bush
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one I don't condone though, is "dare to be stupid" by Weird Al
Edwin The Great says:
no good?
Ryan Man says:
any other songs from the soundtrack to the TF movie are good
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normally I like weird Al, but DTBS, i find, is rather annoying
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bohemian rahpsody was one of his better ones
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mmmmmm
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Queen
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or however the hell it's spelt
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more upbeat that the original
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oops... *than
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perhaps, but you really can't improve on the original
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i heat the original on the weather channel over my eating my cherrios
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for what it's worth, Freddie Mercury probably had the best male voice ever
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hehe, his got a deadly metal for a last name
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coming into a close second is Matthew Good
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who's new album, Avalance, is very much worth picking up
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i like that guy form Korn, he sure can yell...
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i'm not big on the yelling music
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and the guy from drowning pool, he looks lik my old electronics teacher
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*like
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but like Mr. Mercury, he's dead now...
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*does sad dance*
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who?
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the front man from Drowning Pool
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when the hell did that happen?
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sometime last year
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why didn't i get a fax! oh... no fax machine...
Ryan Man says:
that makes sense
Edwin The Great says:
i need to figure how to do the duke nukem smile with text...
Ryan Man says:
hmmm, maybe we should do an ASCII art segment
Edwin The Great says:
not today, it annoy's me...
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ok
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next time, though, I'll teach you readers how to make Kirby dance!
Edwin The Great says:
should we have a software segment?
Ryan Man says:
seems appropriate
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i personally reccomend Winamp for all your music needs
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goto www.winamp.com to check that out
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but you should always keep Windows Media Player, Realplayer, Winamp, and Quicktime
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they'll always come in handy at one time or another
Edwin The Great says:
it plays, it, it... doesn't do anything other than that...
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only for Vids...
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or, you could just use your File Sharing program's playetr and QuickTime
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myplayer.mediaplayer.there=false
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er... myp2pProgram.mediaplayer.there=false
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in other words
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not media player in WinMX
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*no
Ryan Man says:
does it even have one? it's been ages since I used the damn thing
Edwin The Great says:
none whatsoever
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and by damn thing, I mean unreliable peice of waste
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mine works fine...
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I find that it's hard to find a file that downloads, never mind at a decent pace
Edwin The Great says:
it dependes waht you look for...
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anyways! back on track here!
Ryan Man says:
i'd reccomend KaZaA Lite. apparently it has no spyware and it doesn't crash the PC like original KaZaA
Edwin The Great says:
winamp has different skins to choose from, and unlike windows media player, it loads fast
Ryan Man says:
but i'll always be an iMesh Kid
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and takes hardlt any RAM
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like Toys R Us Kid, just a little more underhanded
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*hardly
Ryan Man says:
i'll correct the spelling and grammar when i put it online
Edwin The Great says:
in windows XP... winamp3 takes... 12 megs of RAM
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sweet
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windows media player takes... 2 megs?!?
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damn it!
Ryan Man says:
ha ha
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you lose this round
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not like i win either though
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wait a sec...
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I'd like a super-sized death with a coke.
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rotflmao
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it takes the same RAM when playing the same music...
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i laugh every time I hear that
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so it would seem the 2 are evenly matched
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ok
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i personally love the media player that came with windows 95
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the old not-fancy one?
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(look on your computers for mplayer2.exe)
Ryan Man says:
i like that one too
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yeah, if it had a playlist, it would be great
Ryan Man says:
unfortunately, my other PC lacks a certain video codec or three, so I can't watch videos
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the one i made for you?
Ryan Man says:
yeah
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even if it had them, video would run choppy at best
Ryan Man says:
choppy or no choppy, I like to watch my Transformers while I go to bed
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and i mean like, 4-12 frames per minute here...
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oh
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i see
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yeah
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i can't even run good videos on my computer upstairs...
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it's 4 times as fast...
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I still need batteries for my speaker
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hmm... AAs?
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C's
Edwin The Great says:
holy moly!
Ryan Man says:
yeah
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ah well
Ryan Man says:
back to software...
Edwin The Great says:
so, any site's you'd like to reccomend today?
Edwin The Great says:
oh, okay sure
Ryan Man says:
if your PC is better than mine, find a way to get your hands on C&C Generals.
Edwin The Great says:
look on westwood.com for system requirements
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it runs choppy(read: 20-30 frames per min) on my system, but I can tell it's worth it
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to see if it's worth your time
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i'll look for those come to think of it...
Ryan Man says:
I hate when good fake 3-d games go to real 3-d
Edwin The Great says:
yeah...
Ryan Man says:
the only thing it really accomplishes is making me unable to play
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examples: Simcity 4, Age of Mythology, C&C Generals
Edwin The Great says:
well, the originals used voxels... so it is sorta real 3D
Ryan Man says:
it's still fake 3-d
Edwin The Great says:
hey! i can run generals!
Ryan Man says:
hoo-firckin-ray
Edwin The Great says:
800Mhz PC
128MB RAM
8X CD/DVD ROM
1.8 Gigs of HD space
32MB Video card
DirectX 8.1
and the obviouse (keyboard & mouse)
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"800Mhz PC
128MB RAM"
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i think that's where I'm having problems
Edwin The Great says:
holy shoot! the RECCOMENDED are scarry...
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it NEEDS 256 for multiplayer
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dare i say "ow"
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reccomended PC speed is 1.8 GHz
Ryan Man says:
well, I'll just forget the game exists then...
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and an NVidia Video card...
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got it
Edwin The Great says:
i think i will to, i'm happy with Tiberian Sun and RA2
Ryan Man says:
very
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now what was it you were asking before?
Edwin The Great says:
i'm not sure...
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oh, sites
Ryan Man says:
ah, site reccommendation
Edwin The Great says:
yeah
Ryan Man says:
ok
Ryan Man says:
hmmm, I guess I'll start with the obvious GameFAQS.com, PlanetGameCube.com and X-Entertainment.com
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today, I'll give my site of the day award to...
Edwin The Great says:
google.com for all your searching needs
Ryan Man says:
hmmm
Ryan Man says:
tough on
Ryan Man says:
Site of the Day 03/19/03 - I-mockery.com
Ryan Man says:
hooray for the pickle hat!
Edwin The Great says:
searching is worth your time, because it doesn't take a lot at Google.com
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i think all sites should have slogans...
Ryan Man says:
yes
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i love slogans...
Ryan Man says:
well, to be sure, I also reccoment www.angelfire.com/blues/animalcrossing
Edwin The Great says:
*sigh*
Ryan Man says:
we do death right!
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although, if you're reading this, you're probably there!
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or www.flatface.net/~qb_master we've got nothing on everything!
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i'd say that's true
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at least for now...
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there's a link to www.www.com, that's it
Ryan Man says:
yeah
Ryan Man says:
so much for random musings...
Edwin The Great says:
yup
Ryan Man says:
even the pictures are gone
Edwin The Great says:
yeah, no like there yet...
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and it takes a LONF time to load with dialup
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oops... LONG
Ryan Man says:
like to put the pics ther, or to see them?
Edwin The Great says:
you?
Edwin The Great says:
put pics there?
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or me, have links to them
Ryan Man says:
what takes a long time with dialup
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?
Ryan Man says:
besides everything
Edwin The Great says:
oh! the background picture
Ryan Man says:
well you used to have a gallery
Edwin The Great says:
true... want me to put your stuff up there then?
Ryan Man says:
ok, sure
Edwin The Great says:
alright then.
Ryan Man says:
but make sure credit is given where credit is due
Edwin The Great says:
yeah
Ryan Man says:
or there will be fingers a' breakin'
Edwin The Great says:
i'm only taking the original stuff
Edwin The Great says:
would those fingers be your own?
Ryan Man says:
probably
Edwin The Great says:
thought so...
Edwin The Great says:
maybe a few of mine too, we'll see...
Ryan Man says:
until i realize that i was supposed to break the fingers of the theif
Edwin The Great says:
ah, i see...
Ryan Man says:
so, what's next
Edwin The Great says:
i think that's the bulk of it... we can ramble for a few hours...
Ryan Man says:
(it's our first show, so we don't really have an agenda)
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word of the day
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i get it in my e-mail
Edwin The Great says:
applet!
Ryan Man says:
no
Edwin The Great says:
oh...
Edwin The Great says:
okay
Ryan Man says:
pseudo
Edwin The Great says:
'cause applet is apple with a 'T'
Edwin The Great says:
what does it mean?
Ryan Man says:
it means : fake, false, or not really
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ex: I'm pseudo-evil
Edwin The Great says:
that explains it! damn you pseudocode!
Ryan Man says:
i'll disregard that last comment (i hope you readers do too)
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well, I've used pretty much all my funny for today
Edwin The Great says:
okay
Ryan Man says:
which was a total of about 3 sentences
Edwin The Great says:
i can't say i've ever truely tapped into my funn
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*funny
Ryan Man says:
i have a lot of editing to do...
Edwin The Great says:
i've got tons of the stuff by now...
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yeah, sorry about that...
Ryan Man says:
oh well
Ryan Man says:
mostly for structure
Edwin The Great says:
oaky
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like "the tree os oaky" or a typo?
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is*
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oaky, the saddest oak tree if them all
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typo
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*of
Ryan Man says:
i dunno, that Deku in Majora's Mask was pretty sad
Edwin The Great says:
but is he an oak tree?
Ryan Man says:
<_<
>_>
<_<
maybe...
Edwin The Great says:
anyways...
Ryan Man says:
i love th shifty eyes
Edwin The Great says:
oh! i see it now! hey, they are! ...sorta...
Ryan Man says:
yeah. learned tht one at the GameFAQs message board
Ryan Man says:
and this one
\m/
Edwin The Great says:
what is it?
Ryan Man says:
the hand gesture when you put up your pointer and pinky finger. Try it, i think you'll find it remarkably similar
Edwin The Great says:
sorta... \\m// is better
Ryan Man says:
it's already been "coined"
Edwin The Great says:
oh wait... not really...
Edwin The Great says:
GDMF! missed the boat again...
Ryan Man says:
even if it was better you can't change it now that it's the standard
Edwin The Great says:
oh just a help to our readers
Ryan Man says:
well, 2 out of 3 clocks agree that it's after 11:30
Ryan Man says:
i need to start catching up on my sleep
Edwin The Great says:
i don't use sexual swears, it all get's abbreviated...
Edwin The Great says:
oh, well, okay...
Ryan Man says:
that's the end of tonight's show
Edwin The Great says:
seeya next time boys and girls
Ryan Man says:
to you readers at home, keep an eye out for our next show
Ryan Man says:
I've got nothing to go out on(again) so I'll leave you with this
Ryan Man says:
...crap. I got nothing
Edwin The Great says:
cosmo is the devil!
Ryan Man says:
works for me
Ryan Man says:
Good night everybody!
Edwin The Great says:
stupid magazine...
Edwin The Great says:
seeya